Oh, the escalators.... that just drove me nuts. It seemed to be mostly Obatarians, horrified by the technologically-advanced, incredibly dangerous moving staircase that cruel fate threw in their path. Giiiiiingerly waiting with that cautiously extended foot, getting their timing right so that they would step ooooh so carefully onto this man-made monstrosity. Meanwhile 50 people have queued up behind them. God forbid there's 2 of them, then they'll have to stand side by side disallowing anyone to walk by to try to make up lost time..........

I think that rant's been waiting 9 years in my head..... kind of refreshing to get that off my chest.