there was a charity group called Dong Anonymous back in the 80s; they used to go around giving the old husks of sucked out jelly donuts to unpleasant but needy fat kids.

Nothing like that 'ol widget that pops up and sayeth: "You have read "Dawn of the Bread" one hundred and thirty seven times. What the hell is wrong with you?"

Maybe that's just me. We could unite, and try to rid ourselves of this place, but I patently refuse to be part of a group named anything resembling "Dong Anonymous".

Sorry TJ. Feign blindness, get a helper monkey sent to you, shave it, and send it back bald. That's at least as much fun as my post-screenhead output here.

A lot of people have had that idea. They are, of course, wrong.

Just for the record, Dong, I really resent your forcing me to entertain myself. I'm so angry I may just stop clicking through to the comments page.

Ugh.. there's string in this jello. Who's idea was that?

quit licking the universe, eyeballkid. you'll upset Richard Dawkins.

Hell, I haven't blogged in years. *raises a fist for negative blogging solidarity*

Hey, is that Jell-O? Oooh lime, my favorite.

50% of everything is nothing. People worry about blogging stuff on their blogs -- I'm picking up the slack on the negative end by blogging nothing.

Without people like me, the universe would be like a tub of Jell-O.

dong, when you coming back?

More fairy dust for the survivors.

Dong, every time you say something like that a fairy dies.

I remember very little of the Screenhead days John, a brain failure which I choose to see as a "feature."

Yo. What ya up to, Dong? Been awhile. I was just thinking about the old Screenhead days and thought I'd drop in.

Yum! Ho made pizza!