Have some vision, for Christ's sake.

The fading in and out. The changes in facial expression and tone. The forced sincerity. The sudden ending. Even the music sounds like an Asian version of the Apple music.

It's an Apple commercial, except for the lack of pure white background throughout and Apple logo at the end.

I almost sent Xeni an e-mail, telling her to ignore you assholes, but I stopped myself, because saying "you're so cool" and "these people don't know how cool you are" and "I'm in love with you, Xeni," just felt too much like a fucking fan letter.

What you people fail to realize is that SARS is the new AIDS, and the story has reached epic proportions in a matter of weeks. Media to blame or not, it is some serious science-fictiony shit, which is worth paying close attention to.