Did you not say this?

"I almost sent Xeni an e-mail, telling her to ignore you assholes, but I stopped myself, because saying "you're so cool" and "these people don't know how cool you are" and "I'm in love with you, Xeni," just felt too much like a fucking fan letter."

You're a fanboy. You're telling Xeni you're in love with her based on her blog posts. You're a fanboy. Deal with it.

Self-knowledge is a good thing, "Dutch." Try developing some.

--sean