- i can sing my alma mater's fight song in English and Russian.

- i own/worship the only SantaRam* in existance. (Not really a talent, but still pretty nifty.)

- i can easily make hand-fart noises but not armpit-fart noises.

- i do a great Peter Lorre impression.

- i'm a walking encyclopedia of useless trivia and information.

- i have a third nipple. (Creepy, but true.)

- i can wiggle my ears but i can barely wink.

... and that's about all that i can think of at the moment.

*coming soon to a video game near you!