"They were like randy rabbits, not the kind Beatrix Potter wrote about but the other kind, the ones that shagged all day and used carrots in completely new and novel ways."

Reminds me of Douglas Adams.


I think the best bit was when "Randy's sex marmot yearned to escape," though. It just doesn't get any hotter than Rodentia Sciuromorpha Sciuridae Marmota. Any self-respectin' Bubba knows squirrels ain't got nothing on them.