Fratboys. Racers and Hardware Geeks have something to aspire to and listen to much better music than fratboys. Where do fratboys end up? Broking stocks? Managing the middle? Dead from alcohol poisoning before sophmore year? Everyone needs mechanics and a computer specialists.

Fratboys. Frat house = country club = church, in that it's where fratboys go to compare cars and clothing, and to get away from those icky people who aren't exactly like them.

Same goes for sororities, though porn movies set in sorority houses do tend to have better plots.

I am serious, Ben. Consider removing the middleman. Your prostate will thank you.

Racers.

Chiclets? Booo-ooring.

Which subclass of individuals do you find more annoying:

Fratboys, racers, or hardware geeks?

Anybody remember Beemans gum? Teaberry? Chiclets??

Ah, fuck it, y'all are being deliberately young....

Whipermint

Edited by author 05-07-2003 08:02 PM
Wintergreen.

Well, Juicy Fruit, actually. So there.

...If it's about my breath, Altoids do the job quite well.

Spearmint.

Peppermint, spearmint, or wintergreen?

I bought a Lily Tomlin comedy record today for a quarter.
A quarter! Of an American dollar! Lemme tell you what, I'll buy anything for a quarter, cause it's a deal gosh darnit.

It's a little after one PM and I just got back from a late, late breakfast with Tab and Maria. I don't want to sound paternalistic, but I love my girls fiercely.
Maria was having boy problems and even though she's 25, she talks all rapid-fire and breathless like a 15 year old.
She has a job interview today and decided on a 50's 'demure girl next door look', a pink sweater and grey skirt. HA! Boy will they be fooled!
Tab's three years older, a tall and slender blond with pale grey eyes. She's been busting her ass with work and school but made a point of seeing me today. She goaded Maria on, wanting my "male opinion" on things. I could only laugh. This thing with the boy has gone on for months, Maria doesn't know what she wants, I don't know the guy in question and it was obvious that a quick summary wasn't going to tell me enough to advise her!
Yet, the sun was out,it's a beautiful day and I was in a cozy restaurant with two people I love.

Oh .... My .... God!!!!!

That has got to be the biggest one I've ever seen in
my life. It's HUGE, MASSIVE, (even a little
frightening). Wait a minute. It can't be.... Is it
actually growing? No, that's not possible, but still,
I mean it's actually obscene it's so big.

There is absolutely no possible way that anybody could
actually fit it in their mouth. Look at the thing.
It's ... Well, it's bigger than my head! There is no
earthly reason that you should ever EVER!!! construct
a turkey burger that is actually bigger than
somebody's goddamn head. What am I supposed to do with
that? How do you eat something like that? Who could
possibly finish it all? It's big enough to feed a
small African nation and (and let me just emphasize
this AND!!!) Sally Struthers.

Leaving the restaurant last night, I found my car
covered in bird-droppings. It's like they knew I was
in there laying waste to an entire flock of their
avian brethren. Wait, do turkeys flock? Maybe it was a
gaggle. Oh, who are we kidding, it was a tribe. It was
an entire tribe of turkeys presented to me on a plate
that was bigger than the freaking table. Stupid Claim
Jumpers. I'm still full.

The final final exam of my undergraduate career is, well, final. I'll graduate Saturday, and start graduate school Monday morning. My first graduate class is Quantitative Methods 6000, a full semester of statistics crammed into three weeks. I never took an undergraduate statistics class, and didn't have any exposure to it in high school. I have not, in fact, had a math class of any kind since the Reagan Administration. My brain hurts.


Brittney, your blog has been a pleasant daily distraction through my back-to-school odyssey, and I thank you. You remain, as has been previously noted in this space, a damn fine cup of coffee....

This say's all I have to say for me....

http://www.3colors.com/movies/sw_kid_remix.wmv