Also, has anyone noticed that when trains crash, there's never any mention of permanent damage? It's the A-Team of train-crash drama. Maybe you could criticize it on the grounds that it trivializes the trauma of train crashes.

(For anyone who's managed to escape exposure to 1970s US TV, the A-Team involved a team of fugitive ex US soldiers turned mercenaries, who helped a different underdog every week to fight their oppressors, with lots and lots of automatic weapons fire and occaisional explosions but never any blood or gore. The bad guys were always vanquished, but never killed or seriously injured.)