Of course this begs the question, will German Shepherds be renamed "Freedom Shepherds?" Are French kisses "freedom kisses?"

French wines are now to be called "Victory Vino."

Also, after yesterday's suggestion by Secretary of Cloddish Diplomacy Rumsfeld that the British may not be reliable enough to join in the IraqAttack, Congressional cafeterias will be serving fork-split Thomases' Liberty Muffins at breakfast.

Remember kids, it's still not OK to freedom kiss your freedom shepherd.

On a related note, Washington DC porn shops are now asked to sell 'Freedom Ticklers'.

This is nothing new. In WWII sauerkraut was commonly called "liberty cabbage"

This is nothing new? We were kind of at war with Germany in WWII. Last I checked we were not in war with France at the moment. And don't these dingdongs have anything else to worry their little heads over?

Hope I don't come down with the Liberty Measles.

It's good to see that the adults are in charge.

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"Honey, where's the Freedom baster?" (i spazzed)

What about NOT EATING french fries anymore? I guess that's too much patriotism to ask. ;-)

I'm sure the French are going to rethink their stance after this bomb shell.

Since French Fries are now Freedom Fries, does this mean that French equals Freedom?

I knew Bob Ney pretty well.

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