Oh, boy. Here goes:

Small address book, wallet, checkbook, utility thing with corkscrew, knife, bottle opener. Advil, Motrin, Gas X, gum.
Two different key rings, Merle Norman Lipstick in berry color. Avon chapstick in gingerbread flavor, brush, small Regions Bank bag for change. Lots of change, a few dollar bills. Nokia cell phone. Calculator. Hallmark thank you note cards. Several ink pens. Tape measurer. Burt's Bee's lemon lime lip gloss, electronic key card thingy to get in my office at the courthouse. Assorted receipts from Walmart, Bruno's. Listerine tabs. Guest list for a party I'm giving.

I need a bigger purse.