On the same subject, you should read Will "French Kiss" Be Next to Go? written by Richard Dunham, from BusinessWeek. In his parody, he proposed to replace Belgian waffles by Reagan waffles. And read this one: "Then there's Swiss cheese. As the President has said, "If you're not with us, you're against us." And the Swiss are notorious for their professed neutrality. That won't wash in these perilous times. Let's punish them by taking their names off their cheese. A better name: Homeland Security Cheese. Why? Because it's full of holes."