If your ass is sufficiently sweet and tender, I might have to take you up on your offer, Xeni; can you describe the goods, or perhaps post a contemporary picture?

If you do, I'll be glad to post it on my blog (http://www.bennett.com/blog/), which has been up since 1995; perhaps that would help you get some traffic.

By the way, I have so many nominees for Moron of the Month that you didn't make the short list, so don't feel too bad.