You're J.Lo., and you're not being eaten alive by ants.

I want to add one to my list!
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- You're a gangsta-rapper, and you keep thanking God.

good list. but kevin smith is a genius. once you get past the profanity and fart jokes.

and i love the thongs.

- jimbo

Heh. TJ, it was sort of an inside joke. Was discussing how humorous the sub-genres of music have become with dong_resin. Saw shoegaze listed at the WRVU website and thought I'd throw that one in there to see if anyone noticed. Nice catch.

i'm a male yet wear my pants to purposely show my carefully chosen thong. is that ok?

Shoegaze

how that could possibly lumped in with house, trance, jungle, et al I have no idea.

You walk into my fucking store, go up to me like I give a shit, and preface your tiresome inquisition by stating: "Question: bla bla bla."

Don't announce your fucking question, asshole. I can generally infer by the tone of your voice and the stupid look on your miserable mug that you have no fucking idea anyhow.

Great post, Brittney! You're inspiring me again. :)

Morbid Angel have a song called "World Of Shit", which I suppose makes them anus gazers.

-You inconspicuously name-drop your Ivy League college within the first five minutes of meeting you.
-You wear big aviator sunglasses.
-You think the Fishcherspooner and the Yeah Yeah Yeah's are the best bands... ever.
-You talk to other people as if they are idiots, children, or both.
-You can't just shut up and savor the moment.
-You bitch and moan about things that you have absolutely no power to change.

Edited by author 01-16-2003 08:58 AM
I liked Johnny Rotten's "I Hate Pink Floyd" shirt.
In fact, I thought it was hot.

What the hell is "shoegaze?"

i mean, back in the nineties, we had "navel-gazers."

But... now the music makes us gaze at our shoes?

Calgon, take me away.

Let's see, umm.....

- You're a girl, and after you see "The Lord of the Rings," all you talk about is how HOT Aragorn and Legolas are.
- You own an SUV, a gas grill, and Elvis Presley's Greatest Hits.
- You assume I'm gay because I listen to Robbie Williams and Pink. And Queen. And REM....
- You make disturbingly sadistic, sneering, misogynist comments when only guys are around.
- You keep saying I'd really like Tool if I'd just give 'em a chance.
- Your boyfriend is a jerk who treats you like shit, but you don't want to break up with him.
- You watched "Joe Millionaire."
- You claim that you were never afraid of the dark.
- You bitch and moan when it rains or snows.
- You liked Johnny Rotten's "I Hate Pink Floyd" shirt.
- You beat me up in sixth grade and took my lunch money!

^_^

That's not as bad as when someone refers to inanimate objects, such as cars, as "hot." I have much more tolerance for referring to a human as "hot" than a car or some shit.