ughm - WTF?!

http://www.geocities.com/jaffa_pa/monkeys.html
I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in my toilet and I didn't want to call a plumber.

I was embarrassed.

Gotcha. Once again, I reiterate, and dude thought that having his ass shaved was a painful thing. Grab a nose hair a pluck it. Notice the tears that you can't help but shed...Yea, so imagine that on your anus. I think Courtney took it like a real woman. Jesus, I'd cry like a baby.

Adam, when Courtney Love insisted that the guy doing her bikini wax go a little further back and "Wax my anus!" she was asking for a Hollywood.

The Q Magazine article Brittney found via MetaFilter actually has a photo of the unfortunately-named Ms. Love having the procedure done. Her facial expression is, well, appropriate. Kurt would be proud.

Photo here (NSFW): http://www.8ung.at/lsgfan/0201/qmag_mar2003_cl03.jpg

Golly, I feel the need to share some important information with you all (it just may save your life someday hahahaha)
Ready?!
Lobsters are anatomically different from other creatures in that they excrete waste out of a "green gland" located just above their mouths. Hmmm... yes, well, perhaps I do know people that excrete waste from the same end they talk.

Trust me, I'm a biologist.

Here is a picture you can color
http://www.state.me.us/dmr/rm/aquarium/tea..._teachers_guide.htm

....urp. After i read the Lobster Story, I felt the urge to brush my teeth for about ten minutes.

I still feel not altogether well.

On a happier subject -- that current pic of you is reallyreallyreally cool.

I don't feel altogether well....

>_<

Edited by author 02-04-2003 01:55 AM
And dude thought that having a properly groomed ass was an issue...

I gotta ask, what is "A Hollywood"?

Between the lobster story and details of Courtney Love's freshly waxed anus, I seem to have lost my appetite.

Brittney, you must tell the Outback hostess model-wannabe that she should ask her cosmetologist for "A Hollywood" because all the models are getting them.

Ya just gotta.