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Edited by author 08-14-2003 03:09 PM
Yeah yeah, funny. But obviously written by someone who doesn't know much about cars. The new Mini Coopers aren't just about cuteness and retro style, they're one of the best-handling performance cars ever produced. They're a non-rich driving enthusiast's dream come true.

I wants me one.

Those "science" projects are hilarious! Or at least, they would be, if they were a joke.

hey thanks a lot, i mean it.

Have you read some of the other, erm, 'information' on that creationist site?

Halloween: "BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

On spiritually abused children: ...be sure to include a personalized note and the phone number of your church so that the child knows he or she can contact someone on the outside world to get help.

Yeah, I know who I'd be calling if my kid came home with something like that.

On Secular Consumerism: "He who dies with the most toys wins" proclaims the Secularist's bumper sticker. "Yes, wins an eternity in Hell" says the knowledgeable Christian.

Well, as long as I win something.

Um, interesting stuff.

Well, fuck me, if Zeldman saw that light...

you mean besides the green?

no new windows. please. the problem is that if i click one of your links, and then follow some links in the new window you opened for me, and then flip back over to you and click on a second link, it opens in the window which was opened for the first link, and I lose my place.

opening links in a new window is like having your car change gears for you. even zeldman finally saw the light.

if your readers want new windows, they can right-click. or use mozilla and ctrl-click or center-click for a new tab. hooray mozilla (which also eliminates pop-ups and pop-unders, and can be trained to eliminate most banner ads).

Oh. I asked a long time ago what people didn't like about this site--they said they wanted things to open in a new window.

So, which is it?

brittney please please stop making every link pop up in a new window. please?

More zoo tales:

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12369662,00.html

privateschool.jpg...
Hmm.

Needs more chicks.

Let's start the Oscar campaign right now.

Driving south on 65-erm,uh 24 (they think that fools people, right).

Wow. I think that might really be the best class photo ever.

Fixed it!

Seems you have to upload photos for them to been seen on-line.

I forgot to do that.

"The requested URL /fuckyoustrom.jpg was not found on this server."

"The requested URL /privateschool.jpg was not found on this server."

[folds arms, makes pouty face] Fix it, Britt.

I've stepped on my cock before too, I swear to fucking god!


(so it wasn't strapped on at the time... so what? still counts.)

Christ, Christina Agwilerio is such a fucking monster. In every way, no matter what she does. She took that LaChapelle shit and just ran with it.

Cause suckas be like playin' them selves to have mass emails.

I love that song, another fine example of Guru talking about how good he is, and DJ Premier proving how good he is.

Where did that picture of Xtina come from? None of the yobs at work believe that it's her..."No way, dude...she's not fat...She's hot!"

kittens rock too
http://www.rathergood.com/

That so wrong link still has me giggling an hour later!

Edited by author 05-28-2003 02:49 PM
so wrong = DAMN, DUDE.

that cyber (sex?) is soooo creepy.....

I'm so proud. This is the first time I've ever been mentioned in the New York Times...

So far, more than 135 people have donated a total of $1,085 to buy him an iPod music player

I donated 5 bucks. I can see myself as this kid.

I've seen that kitty clip a hundred times in a hundred different places and it never gets old. I swear, if I could get my brain to just play that thing in a constant loop, 24/7 inside my mind, I'd live life with a permanent smile on my face.

"I can't remember - when Kissinger signs a U.S. government paycheck, does he use a ballpoint pen, or the bloody, severed limb of an East Timorese child?"

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war24.html

Where on earth did you scrape up that letter? I am so grinning.

Beautiful flower picture....

hey, nina simone died :(

http://www.guardian.co.uk/international/st...3604,940897,00.html
listen to her: http://www.eppelheimer.com/nina/

( ::giggle:: ) at shrimp ... I was thinkin' tabacky instead, but the thought's certainly there...

In other news, this innocent bystander digs Apollo Up within the limits imposed by his progrock whoring.

Who knew birds had access to FAT CHRONIC BLUNTS?

Ha. What's her nickname - Snoopy?

Holy Shit. That bird photo is amazing.

Thanks!

My personal favorite of the five is Escalator Broke Down.

But yeah, they rock steady.

Apollo Up! Rocks!
Roken is Dodelijk + Distance/Difference are great.

Ah well. Guess I'm not a patriot.

As luck would have it I am off on Sunday.

I'll be there with bells on.

rat tat tat. tat tat. boom boom. crash crash. tonk tonk tonk. yes. ha ha ha.

Yeah. ?

Yo, Brickney. Thanks for the propers. Come see us this weekend?

Only 8 attepmts to achieve geographic perfection!

Poor Bill Stickers.

I'm still laughing.

muhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hope that evil lurks apon each and everyone of you

Please, make it stop... can't... breathe... (bwahaha)

Outstanding, in that sick and twisted way that suits my present mood too well.

Edited by author 03-17-2003 03:51 AM
I waver back and forth between dread - oh, heaven help me if that cover becomes an AYB-caliber meme, I'd've long since memorized that tune for all the times I've been serenaded with bits and pieces of it in jest, except that I've ruthlessly blocked it out - and that inner, secret laughter that one feels when confronted with the unbelievably absurd.

If only I had more absurdity in my life... all I get is irony, which lately feels like nuked day-old coffee.

...Well, except for the fact that the radio version of HHGttG is now in my MP3 library. That irony is, er, damascene.

I do, in fact.

So, boo-yah.

Edited by author 03-14-2003 04:00 AM
you don't even read these, do you?

note: drubken typing fixed!

GirlsEatingSandwiches made me laugh.
Alot.
Out loud when I was all alone, even.

Edited by author 03-09-2003 06:11 AM
ay yo, as much as i thought it would be offensive, tardblog is the funniest thing i have read in any medium in some time. http://www.tardblog.com

Oh, wow. I forgot about ExplodingDog.com. I love it!

great album covers through the ages:
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/

I ♥ Sara Silverman. Especially since she gave the Playboy Bunnies crap for waxing their assholes during the Hugh Hefner roast.

I love that "Epilepsy" site. We need to take over a scoreboard at a major sporting event and play that over and over.

Go on. You can talk over here. Don't be shy, shy kid.