What would happen if they didn't select the right pole?

A secret vacuum-powered trapdoor opens, and whisks you away to Motel 6.

Maloof needed a way to explain all those cash tips on his
expense report for the strip club survey. "You see, it was
necessary that I get close to the poles to examine them..."

eerrr....where does one buy such a pole???

Not that I'm asking for myself......its for.....a friend
Darren
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