Sometimes, i miss my hair. I once had long, beautiful woman-like hair. Wavy chestnut lustrous hair!

I gotta find a picture of that...

Aw, don't get angry! Psycho Dad is more laughter-inducing than angerfying.

Don't worry, I sent him a letter that was..... well, as nasty as I could POSSIBLY make it.

Muah ha ha!

: P

I have this stuff that I bought in Germany in <cough> 1997</cough>, and it's this Cooling Body Mousse named Fa Body Splash, and it crickles, crackles, snaps, and pops as you spread it over your body. I love it! (The reason I haven't used it all up yet is that I love doing a product demonstration for people.)

Edgeling: Me too, mine was halfway down my back in a badass biker ponytail before I finally cut it. And chick dug it too, they always wanted to style and braid it and shit.

I din't use any products and whatnot in it,partially out of laziness and ignorance of how to use them, and partially because I was cultivating this rural savage persona at the time. I wanted people to believe that I had spent my life sitting on a mountaintop with a shotgun and walking stick rather than a recliner in my parents den with a remote control and a beer.

Ah, the ponytail.
Constant friend of the apathetic.

Hey, Britt!

If you liked Mighty Girl's meowing kitty, scope this shit out!!!!

Muah!!

i had a five spike mohawk once (very tall, at about 14 or 15). i didn't put it up much, actually only once or twice, when i saw The Exploited in Detroit. Knox gelatin did the trick. And a vacuum cleaner attachment.

I wanted people to believe that I had spent my life sitting on a mountaintop with a shotgun and walking stick rather than a recliner in my parents den with a remote control and a beer.

Dude! I had that hair too!

Adam: Please say you have photographic evidence and that I can see it.

Yes, yes, I will point and laugh, but afterward crown you King Cool.

Must. See. Mohawk.