The only car which I've ever purchased with my own money is my 1993 "Cayman Green" (that's what the salesman said) Ford Escort. You never hear about Motion Picture heroes or rock and roll badasses driving around in Escorts. You know why, cause it's impossible to swagger in a fucking hatchback.Yet another dream of coolness bites the dust.

*sigh*

I'm a lameass. I revel in it. And I've got an extensive collection of Ballantine caps with the puzzles on 'em to keep me busy and out of trouble.