I want to know when and I also need to know wheh Shakira will have a concert in L.A. Can anyone please tell me when Shakira will have in Los Angeles,California? I am waiting very very patiently to see Shakira live-in-concert. I want to meet Shakira. I also need to meet Shakira.

Hah. Fascict regime my ass. Fascist's wouldn't let you choose who to fuck forever and ever, amen.

This is a fascist regime. No one ever said anything about fair.

Edited by author 02-09-2003 04:57 AM
I don't think it's fair to have to answer this question without sampling the goods first. Come on, who could really pick a person to fuck (and by fuck, I'm assuming we mean promiscuious lovin'; not the sensual type) from here on out, and not have sampled what the fuckee has to bring to the table (or bed, wall, floor, etc.). That's like saying "Here, close your eyes and taste this." It's not something people are just going to be privy to do. You gotta have an idea of what to expect. Kari Wuhrer does have a fine ass indeed, but it's what she does with said ass that matters. That's why you gotta taste the taco first. (err, maybe that was stated poorly) Who cares what her ass *looks* like if she's into being flat on her back and then rolling over to catch some sleep. It's all in the action, even if she should be wearing a bag.

(sorry for the oft used () spread throughout. It's late.)

I change my answer.

Edited by author 02-07-2003 04:41 AM
Whoa. That Kari Wuhrer's bottom is asstacular!

Philip with one 'L.'

Ethan Embry. What about you, Brittney?

Jay Hernandez, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

well, maybe not.

ok, just kidding.

eminem

Hey, whatever it is you're sending to your regular readers...... I want me some of that action!

Kari Wuhrer...grrrrr...

I'd pick you as well, but restraining orders hurt.

In that case, I pick my friend Maya. She's dreamilicious.

oh, okay, then of the choices I listed I still choose you.
You will say no, of course, but that will not stop me from visiting your site! Daily!!
Mwhahahahahahaha!


I need a *real* life.

Anyway, how can you look at that adorable face in the mirror and not say you'd do you?
Um, I'd better quit while I'm slipping into creepy virtual stalker mode...........8)
And I guess you'd better get some laundry done?

Hey, Sylvain. Fret not, dear, I'm thinking of another little surprise for regular readers to occur shortly. In fact, if you read here regularly and want to be included in said surprise, just email me your address within the next couple of days and you'll get one too.

Shakira.

Well, now I don't know!
I mean, I REALLY wanted to win that contest!
You can't imagine the dissapointment I felt when I discovered I didn't win.
...........no, I still feel the lust despite my loss.
Story of my life!! 8)

Failing that, I suppose I'd nail batgirl.

I need to see that Scott Stapp gets fucked in the ass for the rest of my natural lifetime.. if that means I have to be the one, then so be it.
The anger at being locked in a loveless gay relationship will only drive me to fuck him just that much rougher.

I find Kelly Preston intriguing.

Now pick just one. Them's the rules.

You?

Oh my.

You?

Kinda hot for these peeps too
Christina Ricci
Jessica Alba
Morena Baccarin
Mila Kunis-that one's kinda weird but I think she's a haughtie
I think Bjork might be fun, but not forever