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Michael Moorw rocked the house.

Hello! It was a pleasure working with Elizabeth and all the others on the National Lampoon project...OH, her birthday bar parties are quite the ball! I'm honored to be chosen to be a math teacher on her next film. I WILL uphold the almight power of "zero"!!!!!! I worked at the AFI filmfest, and I collected a lot of good info about other fests, oganizations, etc. by which we can market out stuff. The one day that I was not at the fest was the one day I heard the old "Pulp Fiction Man" himself was there...................We are not has been's, WE ARE WILL BE'S!

Ya, I know you from Starwood.

my bud told me he knows you from an old radio show called "hour of slack".

Well I wonder who we have here? Who is Mr./ Ms. Blac block? Have you seen Legally Blonde two? Probably not. Did you know the movie revolves around Animal Rights? Did you know that there is a huge protest at the end, Animals win, and there is a kick ass punk rock version of Schoolhouse Rock's "I'm just a Bill" ? Probably not... There are a lot of paralells tho... The wedding, Reese and Marisa, -- Sally fields did not however, decapitate anyone.... Points taken away --- I'm biased. I like our movie better.... true. But Legally Blonde II is awesome. I highly recomend it to everyone except those members of the bloc blac that refuse to bathe and dumpster dive and cannot afford to rent from Blockbuster. For the particularly hairy smelly degenerates I recomend " Eight Crazy Nights" -- Adam Sandler. But hey -- Blac Bloccy --- Put you r money where your mouth is and pre order our humble punk rock flic!!

Your movie beats Legally Blonde II, that's for sure.

If you folks really want to see this movie, how about pre-ordering a copy? We really need to sell a bunch more to be able to afford duplication. Please support independent outlaw cinema. Thanks. http://www.washingtoninternsgonebad.com

Mr. Tarantino has the only copy in Hollywood at the moment.

Hey when I come West Coast we'll have to watch your movie muted with Q.T.'s soundtrack.

two hits of what? One lump or two? Wonder what Q's soundtrack is like with J and E's movie.

Howdy Elizabeth , folks.... I just took two hits and muted Steven Speilbergs 1941 . I began "The Man's" soundtrack when the planes start flying over the rioting crowd of soldiers in Hollywood. Dude -- It is incredible. Fuck Floyd and Oz...1941 with a q-ball...You're a real cool chick. Elizabeth. I hope you and Q do something together. Your sisters got to love her gift. peace.

 


I think u.s. agent bustin a highschool and pointin guns at students is a violation of our constitutional rights

Heloo - Lizzy -Girl = Great news!!! You and Quentin have mad acquaintence. Swell guy...You and he were made for each others visions , really, I believe. Comes around the comedy store a lot. Used to anyway... O, I think it's just a matter of time really... For you two work it out... We are all expecting great things comin from you girl

awesome.

This one goes out to the countless peeps that helped us with our first effort :

Quentin Tarantino says "congratulations."

And the quickest way you all can see your favorite sword-wielding badass whose name is not Uma, is by pre-ordering your copy of the unrated directors cut special edition DVD of Washington Interns Gone Bad. What are you waiting for? http://www.WashingtonInternsGoneBad.com

Quentin Tarantino is going to love your flic! Hey - Quentin -- Check out e-girl in the "Whatever" scene.

I want e-girl and Uma to fight.

Chill on your hard-on ,due\ He should have signed youre tits

We got to spemd chill time with a Dame.

Ya, Kizzy -- You should have Quentin sign your tits -- They're downright magnaminous!! Dang you now Seagal.... I love your tits Don't kik my ass - I see Kill Bill Beat me here.

I had fun guys! Thanks for keeping me company Lawrence, Tyler, Lunchbox boy, Robert (praise "Bob"), -- Happy Birthday "Fat James" , Zorba -- You rock. I'll check out the Atari's!!!

O wow I thought I would be here first. Hi Elizabeth It was great hanging with you outside Your movie looks greatI See you at the movies.

I think I'll write a movie about a woman who runs for President and Wins * Thril Hil *

It is true... Man -- Gossip coast to coast -- I just got a call sayinh E-girl met the Man!!! E-girl met theman!!!!!! I'm in Philly -- Wassup Hollywood? Yes, That's you, Lizzy. Don't be a Diz. Talk with us!!! YOU met Quentin Tarantino!!!

The Handsome Tarantino -
 Thank heaven for those dark liquid eyes that spies beauty in the strength of women. An honor meeting you, an honor greeting you...

Hey message board regulars: you've been hearing about this film, but now you can finally see it while helping us self-distribute it. That's right, we are now taking pre-orders of the unrated director's cut special edition DVD of Washington Interns Gone Bad! You get the movie in all of its letterboxed glory, plus outtakes, behind the scenes, trailers and a Captain Paradox music video! So head on over to http://www.WashingtonInternsGoneBad.com and place a pre-order. You'll get it in time for the holidays.

Thanks!

Hey folks - I invite you to catch Craig Cilborne's show this Tuesday. My friend Bret Ernst will be making an appearance. Bret is one of the funniest guys in show business... And I am grateful for the kindness he's shown.

You rocked the casbah Lizzy! Did you know you were taping in the old Desi Arnez studios? When you trashed the podium it was like Lucy Ball lept into your soul!! They shankewd you on the verdict.

One mor gag before bedtime ---

Bunananananana - Dat Phaan!
Bunananana - Dat Phan!!
Bunanananana -Dat Phan!!

and of course Dat's alter ego -
Phat Dan!!!!

We love you Dat!

wow- Nothin like chillin out with the gang after a hard night of comedy. Once again -- SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY --- Its the Monster truck hummers vs. the Grand Prius-- More than that -- ITs (Zuesean thunder bolt) MAASTERR DEBAAATERRZZ-- National Lampoon's solution to the Presidential Debates -- Join me, Kato Kalin, Mr. Belding, Richard Tran, Cal State Long Beach, and your fearless leader the Prime Minister as we tape more episodes of ( Zuesean Thunder bolt) MMASTERR DEBAAATERRZZ!!! We are taping at THE RALEIGH STUDIOS in Los Angeles California on the corner of Van Ness and Melrose. Calltime for studio audience members is 11 AM 11 AM 11 AM -- (Spinal tap accents ) We don't start taping till 11. Be there or tune in: http://www.nationallampoon.com

L.C.'s kicking us out , man.. Whatta run! I had fun tonight. all you stars out there in internet land show up Sunday for prof. Shatz and Prime Minister and the freaky funny towel head dude.....Master Debaters in the house!

We have a dick for Gov , man.

Pot does make you smarter. Pass the dutchy on Left wing side!

Dude, Dick is Hardcore funny. When he fucks the machine -- geezy forshneezy....Dick for Governor

Everyone but Jason and Elizabeth look pretty foolish from my seats. I want some Mistress Bridget stockings...

You should call yoself drunken Fly -- They are gonna debate pot makes you smarter!!

I gotta meet L.c.'z Dude Jason! Jason dude - You and Lizzy BLOW MY SMOKED OUT HINY !! Phat fucken movie! I'll be at the Debates Sunday.

that's like in Living History. I red Hil's book. She was an intern too!

Hillary Clinton tells a different story about Nam debates in Yale undergrad-- No wait -- Yale law school.

Eh, G-man here... I'm greening another blunt on Lizzy's book *Bushisms* (that's why I called the G-man, Lizzy:) Check out W and I quote:

Current Affairs :

"I don't remeber debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember."

- on the vietnam war when w was an under grad at yale.

Master Debate for healthcare.

All of America should strike for National Healthcare.

Lizzy is showing us the movie. I think G-ma's minnies should dedicate "Learn to Love your shit job" to all the bus and grocery strikers.

I be iree

When are you going to pass the BLUNT? Biooooootchchch!!!

Dear National lampoon... When are you going to show "Washington Interns Gone Bad?"

Da....Be BLUNT about it why don't you

Dued - We should have staggered our timing.. everyone is gonna think we're n L.C.'s crib partying!

Dude we write too much Lizzy going to have to post the info again

Dude, she's a fuckin Dame!! dame Lizzy. Your Damezell in dis dress. I mass debate all the time. Weapons of MassDebation! Devil in the blue dress -- With a very large stain on it

"Is the movie called revenge of the Jocks?"

No, it's "Washington Interns Gone Bad!"

sign me up -- DVD style..... :)

If you are in the L.A. area and you have Adelphia Cable -- We're on channel 95. Master debaters airs at Midnight thirty Sunday night/ Monday morning pending how you break the day up.

eyo- Duncan Trussell is breaking out heard talk of hittin the Lampoon website -- Lizzy C. got the hook up -Letterman took the candy Truffell and done turned into trussell cuz he's sweet like that!!!

Hey yo -- me an G-Man checkin in. We will be there.. I hear you are taking on the fit wit of Amy Barnes from Premium Blend. Saw her at your partay...Mr. K.K. Komin at ya!!

I saw Elizabeth's last debate, and I have to agree with everyone else, L.C. -- You are made for Saturday Night Live. When I saw the faces you made-- That character is hysterical. "Death to the Dell Computer Guy"!!. (That 's a riff on L.C.'s joke.) Blutarsky got the bitch!! Long live Animal house and Washington Interns!!! I'll be there Sunday!!

Hey Folks! Uberbabes and Ubermen... White tigers and lyin tamers (praise Al Franken...) My fellow Americans and illegal canadians.... National Lampoon's MASTER DEBATERS invites you to be part of our studio audience once again for another go of (Echo Effect...) MAASTERR DEEBAAATERRRZZ !! (thunder, boom boom) Returning players will be there in full as well as surfer man/ Mr. CA himself Kato Kalin ( Gosh Mr. K.K. , I hope I spelled your name right. If only the democrats had you run for Govenor...) and my favorite school principal and yours -- MR. BELDING from "Saved by the Bell" will be there... Come meet the creators and crew of this extraordinary exercise in disagreeing discord-discus-discourse -- There -- But enough of the bologny, to the vegetable of the matter -- WHERE, Elizabeth? Raleigh studios on the corner of Melrose and Van Ness. Audience calltime ( That's when you need to be there...And I think we set our clocks someway this weekend so check your clocks, but don't take my word....Call me if you wanna give me a wake up call...323 883 1614) is 11 AM!!! 11 AM!!! 11 AM!!! 11AM!!! If you are only interested in catching my show, your calltime is 11AM!!! 11 AM!!! 11 AM!!!11 AM!!!11AM!!!!11AM!!!! Stay the day !!Photo opps , schmooze, mingle, -- If your are single, let me tell you the crew they had last time was hot!!!Hott!! and AVAILABLE!!!!! (Hi Peter, Hi Peter, Hi Dean (you're my favorite) Hi craig, Hi hot blond haired blue eyed boy that hung around with that zany Gleeb man... Hi Gleeb man... Love your show...Hi scott, Hi Matt, Your Prim Mortiolister, Hi Ted (You know my neighbor has a shaved Asian pussy) Hi Phil, you hot punk, and so on and so on.. Lampoon Rocks!!) If your not there, you are missing out. Shout out to the talent at The Comedy Store... Paulie - We love you!!! If you are from out of town, COME ON DOWN!!! Or go to National Lampoon's website and take a tour - http://www.nationallampoon.com all the station intfo is there -- Tune in , Turn on, but A number one TURN OUT!!!

Taking my wife on a tour of the site -- The new trailer is great!! I can't wait to see the reel deal!

Ladies and gentlemen, please be sure to check out the brand spankin' new Washington Interns Gone Bad trailer!!! This isn't another 30 second teaser, but a real deal trailer. I'd love to hear people's thoughts on it here on the message board.

Lizzy - Your movie is sort of like "Kill Bill"

u should rename it-- "Kill Bill Klinton!" :)

jus joshin

G

Your party was great! This site looks good. Can't wait to see the firs movie, but I love to work hard on second. You are an inspireing person Elizabeth.

Wow - When you gettin hitched, Lizzy?

Kudos to Buckley -- :) -- Can't WAIT to buy the DVD!!!

See you at your b-day party tonight E- gIRRRRRRL!!!

P.S. - You rocked at the River Bottom. You and Barry Sobel. Made for SNL. Lizzy. Made for SNL...

The first Washington Baby Gone Bad is expected in April.... I bet that baby wants a pool too! It's already got two cool parents! Congrats and blessings on Adam and Alexis -- I guess that means Jason has to make some baby tees too!

Big Washington Interns Gone Bad News Today: The sound has been remixed and remastered and it sounds fucking spectacularly thanks to the hard work of Brian Barsda. The next step at this point is to do a few last tweaks to the video, lay it down with the new audio, render it out into a big file and have a DVD burned and a master tape made. Then after tying up all of the legal ends, we will finally be ready to sell these suckers!

And major congrats to all the wacky Washington llllovers gone bad! I suggest a pool for who has the first Washington baby gone bad.

oh wow. Gotta show the kids in my politics class this site.

Speaking of beautiful women -- Thanks for putting your sword down to talk with me, Elizabeth. You're right I totally love this site. Sorry for being cynical. If you need a sword partner, you know where to find me.
Nick

er- beautiful woman.

something further --
Happy birthday , Adam Eidinger. Yet another fine cast member who married a beautiful women. We wish you and Alexis many happy days and nights....

Nick Adams -- D.C. courier behind the scenes, and irreplacable hustler of our promotional flyers, married Barbara Rice raver style. Keep the faith and move beyond into the heavens, you two.

Congratulations to cast member Forest den Linden on his recent engagement to Japanese Ballet dancer , Miyako.... We wish both harmony and happiness.

Check this site out : http://www.whitehouse.org

favs on site: Vote for Arnold/ Policy is for Pussies
and psychedelic republican trading cards.

Hey there -- Two more quick announcements --

A new cartoon is up on http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com
DIEBOLT ATTACK OF THE VOTING MACHINES -
his best work yet.

Also

For those of you who like to argue -- I will be making my TV debut on National Lampoon's Master Debaters. If you are in L.A. and have Adelphia cable, the show airs Monday 12:30 A.M. on channel 95 ( I guess you can't say Kiss my Ashcroft on Prime Time.) If you are out of the area, got to http://www.nationallampoon.com and look on the network schedule. Enjoy!

October 1st, 2003! A day of budget autonomy!!!
Thank you D.C. Statehood Green Party!
Thank you Stand up for Democracy!
Thank you all for giving yourself to a worthy cause -- I hope the handcuffs didn't hurt.
For those of you who are wondering what the heck I am talking about, check out http://www.dc.indymedia.org or just click on our fearless directors web blog!

Free D.C.!!!

Hey everybody -- Thanks for the support. Just a quick invitation - Sunday, October 12th at 10:30 p.m. , The 4th Annual Bodhisatva vow will take place in the Belly Room of The World Famous Comedy Store on Sunset Blvd. in Hollywood , CA. Come one , Come all... Cake will be served .... And good times to be had by all -- It is also my birthday -- Come with a toast or a roast! Amy Barnes from the Laugh Factory will be there, an appearance by the Blissful Idiots is scheduled, Comedienne Christy Miller will be there... And also -- THAT SAME NIGHT -- Comedian Don Barris from the Jimmy Kimmel show is celebrating the debut of his movie, Windy City Heat -- On Comedy Central. Don put a lot of blood sweat and tears into this work . Don't we all? Don Barris is one of the most joyous and soulful comedians at The Comedy Store, and I want to thank him for being my friend and my family. Don, you deserve all the success you can let into your heart. I just love your "Balloon Art!"

She's a politician!

F: Elizabeth, you're on the air with Frank Sontag.

E: Hi, Frank. It's a pleasure to be in your town. It's a pleasure to be on the air. I just moved into town from Washington D.C. I want to make a statement about running a military person for president on the Democratic platform. I think it's a smart knee -jerk reaction for what the Democrats perceive as being "Beat - up" by the Republicans ... Of course we are still dealing with the same sort of people who are financially backed by the same sort of corporations -- The miltary included. This is why I stress looking into the background of that military individual. For example , Senator John McCaine and Feingold presented an excellant campaign finance reform bill -- States like Maine and Nebraska run on clean money systems -- That's a digression so I won't get into that - Anyone involved with the military knows that it is a business -- A corporation -- Haliberton and Bush Sr.'s corporations being some of the biggest weapon producing business' in the nation, and to install a military person in the Presidency as a knee jerk reaction to this """Shock and Awe""" strategy that this administration is employing not only on the Iraqi's but on the u.s. citizen in our own home ... is good from a certain perspective -Not Mine- The question must be delved into wether or not this man is a career man of the military -a general-a business man looking to make a profit out of WAR , or wether this man is a foot soldier who has served his time and knows all too well the horror of war and the need to make it less profitable in the business sector .

F: What do you think?

E: I do not want to see someone of the military ... I am very hesitant ... and that makes me want to go into intense detailed background checks on who we are dealing with . For example -- While I do not like to support a military general -- The idea of Senator McCaine being president certainly pleases me more than George Dubya. HOWEVER< I think that a presidential candidate should be a civil servant who understands the military operations both strategicly and economically that is there for the people -- Oh say--- Hilary Clinton has a lot of experience --However, you have to look at how they are aproaching their military strategy -- you have to look at wether or not they are aproaching it from an agressive art or a defensive art -- Something like Kung Fu vs. the defensive Japanese martial art of Aikdo which is all about combatting agressive energy in a non-agressive way . We, right now, have built up such an intense smokescreen of agressive propaganda that we have all of the citizens and all of the corporate string pullers and all of the puppet masters running around to figure out how they can give Americans a sense of security. George dubya wants it by this homeland security institution where as no one sugested making airline attendents take a self defense class -- I know that's a radical idea there.. Just thought I'd toss it out...Startin simple...My personal stance is that , no . Military individuals will not gain my vote. Senator McCaine has my respect because he has that military history , but you really have to open up the entire electoral system so that citizens have a complete resume of the candidates running -- This gets into opening the debates, Etc.

F: Are you talking about someone who has never served in the military?

E:It falls into a gray matter. I lean 70 % toward an individual who has not served in the miltary but demonstrates a great understanding of the business which is the military .

F: So someone like a John Kerry, you would not like that idea...?

E: I don't care for John Kerry - No. I'm far more fascinated with Howard Dean and even a little more fascinated with the radical ideas of Dennis Kuscinich -- But -- Even though I am a member of The Green Party , I have yet to come across a candidate who impresses me enough .. That has any sort of razor Rhetoric to be able to take on with intense amounts of focus , The corporate backlash that both the incumbant Democratic and Republican parties posess

F: We're gonna have to leave your passion at that. I thank you for the call, Elizabeth

For those who don't know, Jenny Raviv plays Republican Bimbo in Washington Interns Gone Bad, and Eddie Rifkind's song, March, is the song playing through the opening credits sequence. It will be the third wedding of people involved in this film! Bringing people together through trashy comedy should be the new Slack Fist Productions motto.

Congratulations to Ms. Jenny Raviv and Eddie Rifkind on your recent engagement. May you be as happy as your hopes intend you to be.

You are CLASSIC , Lizzy !

Listenin late nigh to KLOS classic rock station when what to my wonderin ears do appear -- so I pulled out my dape deck and sai - What's the chatter ? It's E-girl on live sayin jus what them matter. Girl you rock.

Jason, I'm in the process of getting fully remastered sound, then getting together with somebody who will help me finally get this sucker on video and DVD. After we've taken care of a few legal things, we'll be ready to go, hopefully right around election time, if not, in time to be stocking stuffers.

I'll have to add John Ritter and Johnny Cash to the "In Loving memory" section of our credits.

Don't let a bong send Chong to jail! Rail! Rail against the night! 65 is too old to go to jail! They needed undercover cops to bust Chong? Please... Please... Please... Support Chong's long Bongs and the movement for legalization by attending the Medical Marijuanna Fundraiser September 22nd at The World Famous Comedy Store featuring Joe Rogan -- Host of the New Man Show. $20.00 admission! Small price to pay to keep the man away. We love you and your glassware Chong!

54 is too young to die. I met John Ritter on Broadway coming from The Dinner Party - Neil Simon's comedy about divorce and reconcilliation... Mostly divorce. I watched this play four times. Every show I was at the theater. Every show was a different outcome within the context of the dialogue. When I met Henry Winkler backstage he took the time to introduce me to John. I'd brought a cigar for Henry -- Not sure if it was something that he preferred or it was a habit of his characters. I brought a cigar for myself -- for Pappa Legba -- Keeper of the crossroads. John Leaned in after learning my name and said "you like cigars don't you.." "IN voodoo," I said. "The guardian of the crossroads likes to puff." Divorced from this world, I hope that you are kept in cigars and good drink -- Bob Hope probably needed some company and requested yours, Mr. Ritter. Thank you for the walk, the talk... Thank you for the memories.

This movie looks terrific! When will it be hitting VHS or DVD? Let us know! www.microcinemascene.com

Best regards,

Jason Santo

many thanks for your kind posting on behalf of mister dingle... may "Interns" stir fry a devilishly good fan base into a culture of voters who keep as much shite outta the White House as possible.

everyone grab your horses and hold on to your pants.... My friend Geremy Dingle has just wrapped an indie project with Stained Iris Productions called *The Helix*. http://www.geremydingle.com is his website and bingo was not his name - o But Theo is played by Vanilla Ice and soap star Jennifer Skye says "hi" to everyone in this romped out stomp bump and grind of a ride we call parody up in this Hollywood joint. G says that he will post the teasers on his site but in case you crave a *Cosmic Love Cry* -- Check out G's CD or catch my boy G --as in the key - at the World Famous Comedy Store on Sunset strip.

Please accept my personal invitation to be part of a live studio recording of National Lampoon's Premeire show - *Master Debaters* We are taping in Hollywood California Just off of Melrose ave. @ 650 N. Bronson St. studio 6. I am having such a good time rehersing with these folks, I don't want to negate the debate -- Ever! Bring your friends and your best enemies!! Let the Bush twins know about it! Tell them to bring the beer!! The taping is Sunday August 24th at The Raleigh Studios, 650 N. Bronson just off Melrose ....studio 6. We'll start between noon and 1. To make the VIP list, contact me at shrewdproductions@yahoo.com ! I look forward to partying with you all -- Lampoon style.

Tell us about your T.V. debut , Lizzy girl. I just got the news at the Store. We love you!

Hey, I was just doing a vanity google on "toostupidtobepresident" and was very gratified to see Ms. Croydon's post. Thanks, Liz!

I would like to announce that due to Fox News suing Al Franken for using the term "Fair and Balanced" in his upcoming book, Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, I now declare Washington Interns Gone Bad to be a fair and balanced political comedy. You want a piece of me, O'Reilly? Bring it on! Details about the lawsuit are available at: http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A...11?language=printer

I want to take a moment to congratulate Dat Phan -- winner of Last Comic Standing. Mr. Phan is one of mt first friends in the area and earned a thank you in our credits due to the generous spirit he demonstrated while selflessly helping me in California. Way to go, Bro. Two thumbs up and a fist! A very Slackfist! :)

 Really, anyone who disputes the need for war must visit my favorite site http://www.toostupidtobepresident.com and click play on *monkey primate and the quest for the oily grail*, *how this whole business got started*, and another piece called The buck stops here* -- I think. Not sure on that one. It is the cartoon where dubya is seated behind a very large desk and he is drawn much lik a small wooden boy toy. The artist behind these works is brilliant, and he has created relentlessly since that monkey spank got into office.

Way to go Lizzy - picture in L.A.'s city Beat.

Fuck Bush.

Why do we need to be nuclear testing bunker busting bombs? Isn't it enough to devastate the planet so that anyone in a bunker will be starved out or forced to live like a radiated mole? What the toll we gotta pay?

I jes wanna zay dat it be crazy outa control on the hill over dere in D.C. Wazup? Repub's call the fuzz on the dem-dem's? "You're a fruitcake. You're a fruitcake. You little Fruitcake." What will election season be like?

You can bet that I will be in the sun and reggae of the San Diego Greens. I will see you all there.

 Paulie is on the cover of High times !!! Dave Chappelle is the house!!! Paulie and Elizabeth should make a movie together!!! Stony to my bones. Stony just like jellyroll...Stony. Stony studios. Stony records. Stony sterio. When are you guys gonna make the cover? Waz up?

July 26th in San Diego, the Green party will be shaking down the scene with some reggae and comic Claude Shires!! Look us up on the web! Get back to your roots in person.

Are you an artivist? Are you cool as a cucumber? Are you in the L.A. area? Does a film festival dedicated to enviromental and political issues excite you? Do you believe we can change the world with our vision? Then we want you to be our intern. Don't worry. You won't lose your head.This is our first film festival and we are going to make it an annual event!Contact Ms. Diaz and Ms. Schleifer aat artivistsfilmfest@planet-save.com ... visit us at http://www.artivistfilmfestival.org .... Thanks, Elizabeth! Keep up the good word!

Right now the important thing is for us to all pull together and register our friends to vote. We DO make a difference when we pull together.

Shank who dude? Kerry ? My mind isn't made up on him. Shank the Gop ? Helll yaaa. I hope "shank " isn't a threatening thing..... Cuz I only bomb on stage.

waz up to the CIA analist who left d'bush fam-fam in order to work with Kerry? Yo? Shank the whole lot - I say. Fuck him.

You're forgetting Dean. Howard Dean ain't clubbin it, and he has his wits about senator santorum.

Why must there be a struggle for peace? Do you vote? Dennis Kusinich, demmocratic candidate has Dept. of Peace proposal that will rock this world. Let's show the corporate war monger's that we won't take it any longer. Kerry is just another Skull and Bone initiate. Don't let it be a showdown tween two club kids. W don't come out on top. We all know you're just a bottom. Spank me.

Yawning like the morning in dew drops , I ache to touch the bowels that bring such excremeditation... Such constant elation, I plunge into the depths of poetry to reach the artist within, then -- again-- dada did it best in the twenties, .... But sitting here with sullen crow and drunken Molly and Trussel Duncan (who is not a donut, but his name may be backwards for I am Lysdexic) whose comedy routine is always forward - But torrid is my love for The Comedy Store --- I'm Buying. Now who's doing the pour?

diareha .....so bad... oh jesus.........aaahhhhhhhhh.. I came!

Terribly drunk infinity yawns like some gasping emptyness

Here I am! I'm getting ready to celebrate Darrell Kiedo's birthday tonight at a little comedy club called Steppin Up! You may have caught Darrell recently on the Craig Kilborne show, but you can wish him a happy birthday tonight at 621 West Manchester in Inglewood, CA! Soul food Buffet, clean comedy, and a birthday! just for $15.oo at the door. Bring your business card and win a chance to receive a 25$ gift certificate! And thank you Thunder Road coffee and Branden @ Global Gossip for turning me onto Liam Lynch's *My united states of whatever* He rocks! Plus he made all his music @ home on his computer. Just like Jason did our movie!! Bravo!

MY United Staes of WHATEVER!

MCI wants to can Danny Glover as its spokesman because he speaks out against the bush administration. Disney is financing a Michael Moore movie and already they are receiving pressure to cancel it. The Bush daughters spent some time in a DC jail. And senator Santorum has fantasies about his family dog. Is this the end times? Where is Elizabeth? We haven't seen her on 18th street. adam's morgan misses you.

7253 Santa Monica Blvd., west Hollywood, CA!
!! ThunderRoad Coffee!!
Organically grown, independantly owned,parking and patio in rear... Bring your dog out for a lick of water and a doggy treat! Elizabeth's photo sits on our display shelf, and we wish you all the best. If you got the *bucks* - we got the coffee. :)

Senator Santorum is in the closet. Any queen with half a garter belt can see that. We cross dressing faggots in Hollywood are throwing out our Liza Minelli and Elizabeth Taylor pictures and replacing them with She who lives by the sword. Ms. Croydon seems Taylored made to be our new hero. Only a diva can take out a Senator and a national pr stunt with an innocent cab ride. I'd sell my pumps to wear her dress. Run for office! Run for freedom! Protect our dogs from sick minded senators. I have money, Senator. I have a lot of it. I feel I have the right judge you too. Your wife is right. You can be an idiot about these things. Tell me, does your wife know your gay?

I say slay the dragon by cutting off his head. Why are we still paying taxes to a fake gov't? They can't put us all in jail. JUST REFUSE TO PAY!! How you say???? I happily share the info, and please spread it far and wisely: Take out the maxium number of deductions - - so you owe money to Uncle, and then send a a letter refusing to pay!! Now I know that sounds a little too easy, but it's really that simple. The problem isn't the plan, it's the volume. We'd need about 20 to 30 million people nationwide to take part in the Tax Refusal stance. The idea being, they can't arrest us all, and the gov't would beforced into a position of submission. A Submissive Bush - - I like it.


Oh well, a girl can dream. Have a good one.

I'd like to thank the folks at the D.C. film festival, especially Mr. John Malkovich for taking the time to answer my question. We are all the stronger by your wisdom and experience. Ha'ram, you are a wonderful dancer. Ashley, Mr. Gibbs, Lizzie, and the rest of you wacky interns.... Thanks. Stay posted to this sight for further screenings of our humble flick. John Malkovich's, *The Dancer Upstairs*, open's in theaters across the country today. It is a tale of revolution - or the options one can take when making a revolution - thru the medium of art or the heartlessness of violence. It is a story about time. It is a story about love and commitment. It is superbly acted. *Washington Interns Gone Bad*, may be at the top of your "must see" list, but you've gotta make certain that *The Dancer Upstairs* is in your top five. Thanks for your support again, Mr. Malkovich. You always have our love and respect. Long live poetry in motion, chickens in England, Tim Robbins, and intentions pure of heart.
P.S. Keep up the great work David and Kathleen.

A little update on the Attack of the Clowns (that is, the rightwingers who hate me and Washington Interns Gone Bad)... somebody just attempted to get my password to administer this message board. Ha!

Just to let you folks know that the reason there are some deleted messages is because some childish rightwinger has decided to play juvenile little games and post stupid things under my name. I'm not in the business of deleting messages that are critical of the film as long as nobody is hijacking anybody's name who is associated with the film.

If you want to flame this movie, have some balls and use your own name, or at least have some creativity and make something up.

I cannot believe the picture of Elizabeth taking on the moto-fascist in Sunday's Post!! Gotta love that Bozo!!!
Perhaps there oughta be a teach-in. Aikido and the art of disarming moto-cops. Seriously, a lot of police "ram" pedestrians... This time they "rammed" the wrong person.

Hey everybody, if you want to be in the sequal to Washington Interns Gone Bad, come to 1327 Harvard Street NW wash. D.C. March 29th! Private viewing of first film... Plus, Elizabeth will be directing and shooting part two of the saga with Brian Long -- Camera man! You do not have to be filmed to be present. If you have questions, you can contact me, Debbie, or Elizabeth at shrewdproductions@yahoo.com! Party starts at 9pm. Come in costume!!!!

Ijust want to say I pray for peace.

I love you guys... Seen your movie twice... wanna see it again... and I love the Grandma Minnies

I thought I'd name myself from something Elizabeth said at Visions this Tuesday. I didn't know she knew Kevin Zeese's efforts. She Rocks! You rock and I can't wait to see the flick again. Oh and Lizzy - The tabs on me.:)

Thanks for the info!

Just happened to catch the 'logo' with the 2 buxom babes --

gosh - ahh -- you guys can do better then that!!

Doesn't seem to catch the spirit of the thing!!

Best Wishes!!

Yes, showings in Los Angeles and San Francisco are both in the works, hopefully for this spring or summer. Please sign onto the mailing list if you want to be kept in the loop on any future showings. Thanks

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What about showing the film in Los Angeles?? Is this in the works??

woo hoo! WIGB rocks! Everybody needs a Mistress Bridgette lunchbox! It is HOT!

Welcome to the brand spankin' new Washington Interns Gone Bad message board! Feel free to discuss whatever you want, ask questions to myself and other members of the cast and crew, plug your own films or gigs or whatever.