The Julie mask is so Jocelyn Wildenstein.

I love love love this stuff. I'd never wear it in a million years, but it makes me smile.

The "pink lady's boobs" look like the rocket bra from "Tank
Girl" to me. If Susannah really wants to re-think inner tubes
she should go look for the bicycle inner tube fashions. A
"cloth" is made from weaving bike tubes together and then
clothes made from that. Used Rubber used to make them, back
when they had a store front. Now they are online/mail order
only and don't carry as much.

http://www.usedrubberusa.com/visit.html