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Topic: I want to have, like, ten thousand of his babies.
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Sheltered (Anonomously)  1
11-29-2002 03:19 PM ET (US)
Mr Cross ONLY uses the F word 27 times, in 5 columns.
Next up for David, B.E.T. ?

Fill the holes, gaps and dead space with the F word. When in doubt, or when the wit runs out, INSERT F word.

Thanks for nothing Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy :-(

TAKE... the F word...Please!
Tay-Hota  2
11-29-2002 04:32 PM ET (US)
What the fuck are you talking about? For fuck's sake, lighten up.
BrittneyPerson was signed in when posted  3
11-29-2002 10:01 PM ET (US)
They don't say "fuck" on BET.
Edgeling  4
11-30-2002 03:39 AM ET (US)
*reads them all*

WOW!!!

He mentioned Bloomin' Onions! In association with TGI Friday's!

But... ah........ close enough.

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David Cross is a very snazzy writer.

However.... in these selections, he targets pedophiliac priests, non-drug users, Neo-Luddites, and frat boys at Blockbuster Video.

Fish in a barrel?
BrittneyPerson was signed in when posted  5
11-30-2002 04:01 AM ET (US)
His associating the Onion with Friday's was intentional, methinks, in efforts to highlight the homogeny of most chain fern bars.
Farker Badcrumble  6
11-30-2002 11:34 AM ET (US)
>His associating the Onion with Friday's was intentional

The guy's got flair...
eyeballkid  7
12-02-2002 02:35 PM ET (US)
http://pitchforkmedia.com/mp3/

Free David Cross MP3 in the "Just added 11-24-02" section.
BrittneyPerson was signed in when posted  8
12-02-2002 08:01 PM ET (US)
Thanks for the link, EBK.

Just downloaded some tracks form his new CD from Kazaa and imagine my delight when I discovered one of the tracks (maybe more?) were recorded at the show I attended in Nashville. During the bit about being in NY for 9-11 a guy in the audience's cell rings and David says something along the lines of, "Go ahead, answer it and tell them you are an asshole."

That was at our show! (Our as in me & David. It's the little things, folks.)
 
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