Now, I have to say that even though I grew up only a couple hundred miles from Iowa (Kansas City), I've never been there. I guess that's pretty bad, huh. All I know is that everyone says Iowa is flatter than Kansas, which I really find hard to believe (and according to you, completely untrue).

As for sports, I'm sure Mizzou and Iowa are quite familiar with each other. What about public teams? Do you like the Rams (though they are really bad right now--what's up with that?) or Chiefs (they are really bad too, but this year they can at least say they beat the Rams)?