A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers: "I can lick any man in the place!"

The nearest customer looks him up and down, then says: "Crude, but direct. Tell me, is this your first time in a gay bar?"

Q: What happened when three homosexuals attacked a women?
A: Two of them held her down, and the other started doing her hair.

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