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09-29-2009 06:36 AM ET (US)
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this does not make me happy |
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11-13-2002 12:38 PM ET (US)
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Tell us more.
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| Clif
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11-11-2002 09:40 PM ET (US)
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BTW Jokes about the Taliban are just a way of dispersing the uneasy feeling that the USA government is lying to us about the whole thing. Because they are. Anybody happen to notice they never proved Osama was behind 911? Just like nobody noticed Gore won the popular vote and bush was appointed(not voted in) by judges his dad appointed? Hmmmmm... Or I could just talk like an American.. screw them damn diaper heads we'll show them what we are made of!!
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11-11-2002 09:32 PM ET (US)
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Re: ANAL TOOTHPASTE:
It is a home remedy for hemmohroids or piles. Because it contains pascalite.
Pascalite is used in soap and toothpaste, applied as a poultice to insect bites, sunburns, infections, cold sores, canker sores and acne, and as a suppository for hemorrhoids. Users found it a potent skin cleanser and conditioner, drank it for heartburn and ulcers.
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11-10-2002 07:54 PM ET (US)
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This is a classic mistake. They got it wrong with mental patients too. They used to think the mentally ill were even more mentally ill because they would unabashedly masturbate while being watched. The problem? They were always watched. Taliban or not those guys need to ease the pressure once in a while to avoid the everpresent risk of semen retention headaches. Since they are watched 24 hrs a day they end up doing it while being watched.
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| Craniac
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11-10-2002 02:24 AM ET (US)
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Tsk.
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| Craniacal
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11-10-2002 02:22 AM ET (US)
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We have drone planes with hellfire missiles. They'll end up with worse than toothpaste in the uncomfy zone.
Timmy T: Thank you. Thank you for sharing that. Sphincterine.
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11-10-2002 12:58 AM ET (US)
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Huh? You want to reduce us to bin Laden's level and play jihad too?
Sorry, we have higher standards than that. Or should.
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11-09-2002 10:00 AM ET (US)
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It says it is acceptable in times of jihad.
(Of course according to Osama bin Laden the Koran says EVERYTHING is acceptable during times of jihad.)
My thoughts are this: kill them. Get them out of the camps, put them in a skyscraper and fly a plane into it. Let the bastards die.
clunk, clunk, clunk (the sound of me getting off of my soapbox)
Thank you.
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| mcexample
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11-09-2002 06:08 AM ET (US)
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what exactly does the koran say about public masturbation?
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| Beckett
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11-09-2002 12:14 AM ET (US)
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This is not news. I read this originally back in February. I wonder what has been going on in Guantanamo since February, however.
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11-08-2002 08:52 PM ET (US)
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Not that I disagree with what the government is doing with the Guatanamo facility but is anybody surprised that these folks are getting wacky?
One of the primary method of breaking these folks down is the isolation from the outside world and to a large extent each other. People get crazy under these conditions....
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11-08-2002 06:11 PM ET (US)
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Maybe the effect of toothpaste would be similar to Sphincterine? Just guessing, since I've never tried Sphincterine nor put toothpaste in my butt....
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11-08-2002 05:55 PM ET (US)
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Maybe they were using the toothpaste as a Preparation H substitute?
Boy, these guys are a disgrace to the fine tradition of spunky P.O.W.s. You'd think that by now they would have figured out how to make an escape boat out of Red Cross tabouhli-ration containers, and had the strident base commander worried about being transferred to the Iraqi Front.
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