| Muhommadoo
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11-10-2002 05:12 AM ET (US)
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Britt, as a former employee of two separate Jack-in-the-Box locations, i can tell you...
First, you are right. Jack is bad-ass. Jack is hardcore. i've seen the bloody training videos... why does he have such a long, pointy nose? Why, because it is a phallic symbol... AND because he uses it to viciously gouge out the eyes of employees who foment dissent!
Second... Jack isn't a clown at all.
He's a mutant snowman who was birthed in the sub-zero fallout of the Big One at Nagasaki (also in the videos...)
It was from the Japanese that he learned his efficient and ruthless managerial techniques.
FACT: All Jack-in-the-Box managers use variants of the phrase, "That IS Jack's way!" or "That's NOT Jack's way!"
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-drops humorous tone and assumes a mournful and reflective tone-
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I'll never forget the fateful day when i was flinging burgers at Jack-in-the-Box when Casey Manaugh walked in and ordered a Bacon Ultimate Cheeseburger Combo...
I, clad in a black baseball cap and ill-fitting Jack T-shirt asked...
"...dude, is Outback hiring?"
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| jonmc
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11-10-2002 11:15 AM ET (US)
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I have never been in a Jack-In-The-Box. They don't have them in the NYC area apparently. Or in Florida either. I feel empty. The Sunshine State, does have the fast food chain with the most annoying commercials, and amazingly mediocre(even by fast food standards) food, Pollo Tropical, the pseudo-latino Floridian answer to Boston Chicken. DR will back me on this. They seemed to pick people who reflect Florida most unflattering, yet sadly accurate light. |
