they should put them in a big microwave oven before returning them to aol. that way they can't be used again.

"If they reach their goal ... I'd be happy to give them directions and greet them at the door," company spokesman Nicholas Graham said. "We would make a contribution ourselves to put them over the top."

Those fucking bastards. They couldn't get any more WWF than that unless they had two midgets come out and pretend to return a wheelbarrel full of CDs. Smug little statements like that piss me off to no end! Corporations are not human and have no grounds for self-righteousness, especially the real pig fuckers like AOL.