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Stefan Jones
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10-03-2002 09:00 PM ET (US)
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I like the last one, del toro.
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| hotpants del toro
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10-03-2002 07:56 PM ET (US)
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Things Stan Jones is sick and tired of hearing:
"Good thing you're not a member of the Green Party."
"Why so blue?"
"I didn't know blue balls could spread"
"You can keep asking till you're blue in the face....never mind."
"My man gots the blues!" [with high five offer]
"What's blue all over and is going to lose this year's senate race?"
"Professor Jones, how did someone as stupid as you become a college instructor?"
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| Mark Frauenfelder
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10-03-2002 05:53 PM ET (US)
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>Er, jaundice turns you yellow.
But, blue + yellow = ...
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| xradiographer
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10-03-2002 05:30 PM ET (US)
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Er, jaundice turns you yellow.
There have been cases of (captive, zoo-bound) Polar Bears turning green--their "white" hair is actually transparent tubes, and green algae sometimes grows there.
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| Chris Smith
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10-03-2002 05:19 PM ET (US)
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If he contracts jaundice, he could run for the Green Party.
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| TimmyT
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10-03-2002 05:14 PM ET (US)
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Do the goth kids know about this?
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| jkottke
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10-03-2002 05:08 PM ET (US)
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[ insert Smurf joke here ]
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| Paul
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10-03-2002 04:55 PM ET (US)
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As a native Montanan I can tell you we all turn blue in the Winter.
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| Stefan Jones
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10-03-2002 04:17 PM ET (US)
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If he loses his bid, he could join the Blue Man Group. (Rimshot.)
There was a lady SF author with a similar condition; a side-effect of a medication used in her teen years.
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| Jeffrey McGrew
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10-03-2002 04:12 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 10-03-2002 04:12 PM
> What a nightmare. Can you image looking in the mirror and
> realizing, "On my God - my skin is going to be blue
> forever and there's nothing I can do about it." I'd freak
> out.
Personally, I think that would rock. I donno. It would be pretty cool, you know. You could mess with parametics by sitting in snowbanks and pretending that you're freezing to death. And you would be a shoo in for the blue man group. Vegas here I come!
He (the senitor) would have been better off with drinking only rainwater and pure grain alcohol!
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| Cowboy X
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10-03-2002 04:03 PM ET (US)
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He looks like an extra from that Star Trek: Next Generation movie with the Borg...
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| Tim Haynes
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10-03-2002 03:47 PM ET (US)
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What a nightmare. Can you image looking in the mirror and realizing, "On my God - my skin is going to be blue forever and there's nothing I can do about it." I'd freak out.
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| Nelson Minar
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10-03-2002 03:11 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 10-03-2002 03:11 PM
Ah, FuckedCompany had a link to the CNN article with a picture. Frankly, it just looks like someone needs to "autoadjust levels" in Photoshop.
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| Nelson Minar
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10-03-2002 02:53 PM ET (US)
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| ernie
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10-03-2002 02:51 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 10-03-2002 02:52 PM
I'll be he thought his "Chi Chi Rodriguez" copper and magnet bracelet would counteract the effects, but now Im afraid only Alex Chiu can save him!
(ugh, hate editing typos)
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| Joey deVilla
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10-03-2002 02:50 PM ET (US)
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Well, he could get a nice guest spot on "Enterprise" as an Andorrian...
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