They also had a full page write up in People Weekly. I meant to tell you, but forgot.

Edited by author 10-05-2002 11:57 PM
A fine idea for a website, but I have lots of insignificant needs.

Pez, ice cubes, multi-colored pipe cleaner men, shoe trees, a pith helmet with a small ineffectual fan in it, Goobers, a sense of either well being or at least indifference towards Avril Lagvine's popularity, a Def Leppard carnival mirror, some Ker-Bangers, a Shmoo decal, a better understanding of candied yams without having to eat any, some pink white-out, some white pink eye, a kumquat, more symmetrical toe nails, some better than average yet still reasonably priced pinecone wreathes, jello, a sex toy that hugs, better eyebrow dexterity, tastier dandruff, thicker earlobes, a wiffle ball, harder grape-nuts, and a fuller understanding of foam.

Life, it seems, is a nonstop torrent of unfulfillment and yearning.