Hey, my skill at martial arts is definitely not at the point where anyone needs to worry about surprising me. In fact, I hope that's never the case, as I would like to have more control than that. What I was trying to say, obviously ineptly, was that most of the moves that I know result in pain, and aren't useful in a playful sparring sort of way.

Sorry to disappoint you, Heather, but I'm definitely not that dangerous!