hehe. here's a selection from mine:

hey ya ugly piece of shit
Grout Night
I'm going to rip someone's head right off.
pants on FIRE!
"do you wanna touch him??"
we have a piper down!
i may be participating in a gov't konspirasee
The end of laughter and soft lies

http://www.dennis.ca

A quick sample of real, non-spam subject lines from my inbox :

*rubs crotch ferociously*
they might not drug test me
he's dead. wrapped in plastic. :(
cocaine is great!
move it, fatty
I'm taking back the "damn genius" thing.
aside from that it is hot pink

I get the best mail.