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08-21-2002 02:33 AM ET (US)
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Okay, I'm seeing this posting late, but I'll add some post-mortem comments:
With regard to the guy who was quoted, I'm sure that his heart was in the right place (unfortunately, I can no longer say the same for the victim) . . .
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"Human flesh? Not my own? In my stomach?
--That's it, I'm gonna sue McDonald's for everything they got!!"
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Noted psychoanalyst Carl Lung reassured TV viewers that they would not be indicted for possibly sharing some elements of the collective unconscious with the accused.
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These lung jokes are making me collapse with laughter . . .
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(the guy from the article, remarking on the Holocaust): "Six million people asphyxiated with gas and then roasted in ovens . . . This is definitely bigger than hip-hop."
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Commented a female acquaintance of the accused: "And he said he was a vegetarian. I knew that guy was a total player."
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"Cause I can feel you breathe
It's washing over me
And suddenly I'm melting into you..."
--Hey, wait a minute, this guy was no rapper--he was a frustrated country artist! No wonder he lost his mind . . .
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