Oh llalalal la la la what do you get when ur a drunken sailor! MOre beer more beer! lets dance in the pafklajskf

There are smiling lung buttered marmalade turkey gobblers at my door... Im not sure what to do?

I was searching google for lung jokes and came across this site.

up & down repeat polish sex manuel: I.C butts 1967@NY

deep breathe please

Okay, I'm seeing this posting late, but I'll add some post-mortem comments:


With regard to the guy who was quoted, I'm sure that his heart was in the right place (unfortunately, I can no longer say the same for the victim) . . .

- -

"Human flesh? Not my own? In my stomach?

--That's it, I'm gonna sue McDonald's for everything they got!!"

- -

Noted psychoanalyst Carl Lung reassured TV viewers that they would not be indicted for possibly sharing some elements of the collective unconscious with the accused.

- -

These lung jokes are making me collapse with laughter . . .

- -

(the guy from the article, remarking on the Holocaust): "Six million people asphyxiated with gas and then roasted in ovens . . . This is definitely bigger than hip-hop."

- -

Commented a female acquaintance of the accused: "And he said he was a vegetarian. I knew that guy was a total player."

- -

"Cause I can feel you breathe
It's washing over me
And suddenly I'm melting into you..."

--Hey, wait a minute, this guy was no rapper--he was a frustrated country artist! No wonder he lost his mind . . .

- -

Iron Lung, $2999.99: Mitigates the encroaching effects of polio and prevents your precious internal bodily organs from becoming a Slurpee for a violent, angel dust-crazed maniac. Order our Iron Lung with Pepper Spray for even greater protection!