Oh yeah? Try explaining a devil's head air freshener to your mom.

i feel your pain, Britt....

Sometimes i wanna tell people about Karami Au and UnbornchikkenVoices and Helena Everything and Yuffie and Michael Beat and how great and wonderful they are...

...but i don't.

Because they're all gonna laugh at me!

Remember.

Tennessee.

Much of your malaise is purely geographical. But of course you already know this....

Me.....

i blame all dissatisfaction in my life.... on Tennessee.

i also blame Tennessee for global warming, poisonous monkey attacks, the devaluation of the Yen, the high cost of textile goods, and a score of other socioecomonic issues, both foreign and domestic.

Kentucky and Alabama are also suspect....