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Topic: Barnacle Willie
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Eli the Bearded  1
08-08-2002 03:56 PM ET (US)
Talk about a salty dog.
Stefan JonesPerson was signed in when posted  2
08-08-2002 04:38 PM ET (US)
I would make a joke about how much worse it would be if he were stuck with a limpit, but my humor glands are not producing as much balognasterone as they should be this morning.
Dop  3
08-09-2002 07:32 AM ET (US)
"I was sleeping on the beach when this barnacle attached itself to my dick"

A likely story if ever I heard one!
Jerry KindallPerson was signed in when posted  4
08-09-2002 03:55 PM ET (US)
How in the world could you get an erection when there's a barnacle stuck to your manhood?
knower of usless info  5
10-10-2007 02:59 AM ET (US)
If this is true, the barnacle probably only went there to gloat and compare penises. A barnacle's penis is about 10 times its body height. Ten times!
knower of use-less info  6
10-10-2007 03:02 AM ET (US)
relative to it's size, the barnacle has the largest penis of all animals
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