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ColdChef  12
08-21-2002 05:20 PM ET (US)
When I go to WalMart, I weep for humanity. And then I look for the pork rinds.
anathema  11
08-18-2002 02:59 PM ET (US)
As far as WalMart goes I have given up any possibilty of not being a classist, bigoted, hateful man. What's the name of that Henry Rollins book? "Pissing in the Gene Pool" or something. WalMart makes me physically ill and psychologically dangerous. Whatever that means.
dong_resinPerson was signed in when posted  10
08-18-2002 02:19 PM ET (US)
I liked the first version better.
Keith  9
08-17-2002 04:01 PM ET (US)
Edited by author 08-18-2002 11:17 AM
I love how you'll chat with a person named 'dong resin,' but won't have anything to do with me. You can't help but feel a *little* rejected!
BrittneyPerson was signed in when posted  8
08-17-2002 01:58 PM ET (US)
Reason #3,456 why it would be a bad idea for a dong co-hosted radio show:

[from chat earlier today]
dong resin: mantits make the baby jesus sick
adampsyche  7
08-17-2002 12:27 PM ET (US)
I have seen dongie talk a lot about stabbing things today...
dong_resinPerson was signed in when posted  6
08-17-2002 08:55 AM ET (US)
He who hath blasphemed hath many soft, stabable parts of his head!

Get him!
Edgeling  5
08-17-2002 04:46 AM ET (US)
Hey, Dongie....

i alos don't mind/occasionally enjoy going to the Super Wal-Mart.

They gots Sobe-Leans for $.88 a pop.

You hatemonger! Hate-crimer!

: P

Always remember: Push out the jive. Bring in the Love.
dong_resinPerson was signed in when posted  4
08-17-2002 04:01 AM ET (US)
Edited by author 08-17-2002 04:02 AM
"It's partly sunny or party cloudy depending on your indivual outlooks, babies. Tonight it will be dark, with a 99% chance of The Replacements. POW!
WJMC, comn' at ya!"
*"I Want You To Want Me" by Cheap Trick kicks in*

Eyeball, your white sneakers, Stryper tapes and special ceremonial castration spork are in the mail.
We look forward to your presence at our meetings, and the $150 personal burial money.
Only through headstabbing may we all be equal under dong.

The way out, of course, is Phrough.
eyeballkid  3
08-17-2002 01:02 AM ET (US)
I want to mention one more time that dong_resin is my personal savior. He will lead us to truth and much head stabbing.
Phrough  2
08-16-2002 11:13 PM ET (US)
I know the Wal-Mart head stabbing feeling. Thats why I make a point of only going to Wal-Mart after midnightish.
jonmc  1
08-16-2002 11:03 PM ET (US)
Edited by author 08-16-2002 11:03 PM
you two need to co-anchor a morning show. It'd wow 'em in Dubuque. I, of course, would be your goofy weatherman.
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