Here's my horoscope, which is right on target today:

"Today is a day of fantasy and science fiction, dear Gemini. You may not be physically on vacation, but your brain certainly is! No matter how hard you may try to focus on a certain task, your mind continues to wander off into bizarre fantasies. There's no sense fighting it. You may as well let your thoughts lead you where they may. This is your mind's way of recharging itself, preparing for the next big push at work. Allow yourself this small indulgence today."

... And I'm NOT classifying the day job as the "work" referred to in the horoscope, either!!!

He's alive! Alive! Aliiiiiivvvveee!!!!