Your car is not the color White.
Your occupation is not a Assassin.
You don't drive a Hummer.
Your occupation is not a Computer Software Engineer.
You're not married to Someone Else.
Your honeymoon is not Europe.
You don't drive a Toyota Camry.
Your occupation is not a CEO Apple Computer.
Your car is not the color Black.
You don't live in a Mansion.
You don't live in the state Missouri.
You don't drive a BMW 745i.
You don't live in a Shack.
You don't have this many kids: 1.
Your honeymoon is not Japan.
You don't live in the state Ohio.
You don't live in the state California.
Your honeymoon is not Bahamas.
You don't live in a Apartment.
You don't have this many kids: 3.
Your car is not the color Silver.
You're not married to Susan.
You don't have this many kids: 0.
You're not married to Christina.
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You live in a House.
You're married to Becky.
You drive a VW Passatt.
Your car is the color Blue.
You live in the state Maryland.
Your honeymoon is Fiji.
Your occupation is a CEO Ripple Software.
You have this many kids: 2 (0 male; 2 female)
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I am the CEO of Ripple Software already darnit. (
http://www.ripplesw.com)
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I wish I actually was married to Becky. Or was at least dating someone.
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I live in Ohio damnit. Maryland Rocks!
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I'd rather drive a Black Passatt, but blue will do.
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Never been to Fiji, but I guess I'll get to soon. :P
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I'd love to have two daughters. Girls are so much more fun when they're kids than boys are. Too bad I'm a boy. I loved my legos, books, and stories too much as a kid. Maybe my poetry will be of use or interest to someone someday.
http://digitalvolume.ripplesw.com is my homepage. Should be up (in a working version) in a day or so. If I were working on it now, it'd be finished for tonight. alas, I have some programming to do.
DigitalVolume
The Way It Should Be.