Simply freakin' adorable!

Predictably, I followed the merchandise link and purchased the precious puss on a coffee mug. I am an absolute sucker for anything sold by cute fuzzy talking animals. I have Bush's Baked Beans and Meow Mix in my pantry, even though I don't like beans and I haven't owned a cat in years....

I own fifty of those pantyhose eggs based on the same principal.

I wonder if I can teach my cats to do that.

"here, kitty kitty"

*waves catnip*

My ex-roommate's cat could fetch. That was neat.

This makes we want to go out and hurt random people and objects.

but then again, so does being awake

Yes.
Your journey to the H8 side is complete.