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| Snackmastr
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08-22-2002 05:26 AM ET (US)
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I wish those days . . . could . . . come back once more . . .
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| ColdChef
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08-21-2002 05:23 PM ET (US)
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I wish someone would make me a new pie.
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| Snackmastr
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08-19-2002 03:41 PM ET (US)
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I wish that just once everywhere were here for me. That would really cut down on my travel expenses.
"Gee, I'd like to go to Tokyo today . . ."
(walks a couple steps)
(neon signs with kanji and kana lettering suddenly appear)
"Kon'nichiwa, udonshiru wo kudasai?"
[I don't really know Japanese--that's me attempting to say "Hello, could you give me the udon soup?"]
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| Edgeling
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08-18-2002 09:59 PM ET (US)
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Wow!
i wish we got that kinda sweet-talk at OUR meetings.
The Kitchen Meeting Speech is more along the lines of....
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"Okay, is everywhere here?
Guys..... WHY?
WHY...?"
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And then we play Blame the Mexicans.
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| jonmc
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08-18-2002 12:36 PM ET (US)
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He didn't bring up "the canoe" did he.Place I work at they love the fuckin' canoe. The canoe only works if everyone paddles ya know. They made us all sign a paddle to that effect. Of course theres always the chance that a neighboring tribe will come by and shoot your canoe fulla holes.
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| Farker Badcrumble
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08-18-2002 12:14 PM ET (US)
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Gotta send these to Scott Adams... I can picture Dilbert's pointy-haired boss warning his staff to prepare for the alluge of people...
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| Snackmastr
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08-18-2002 08:55 AM ET (US)
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What, no exhortations to wear more buttons of flair?
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