You have to be impressed with the presence of mind, here.

If I were in a holding cell, I'd be way too busy perfecting my "I've got rabies, you pussies, so everyone step the hell back" face to even think about writing it down.

Brittney: going to the `ole icehouse, so you don't have to.

That's good blogging.

Ten Questions for the Common Criminal

1)Did you take a leak in front of the black woman?

2)Will you be wearing an orange wedding dress now?

3)Don't you think being "Pssssssssted" at is better then being "pssssssssed" on?

4)Will you please report to your Parole Officer before June 17th?

5)Do you have one of those James Bond laser beam pens that could have blown a hole through the cell wall?

6)Don't you think "The Monster Smoosh" would have sold more records then "The Monster Mash"?

7)Did your mind drift off to the book or the movie? (Shawshank Redemption)

8)Were you seeing double when you posted a message on 06/02/02 at 10:45 pm est?

9)Who is more beautiful? Who is more humorous? Who is more crazy? Audrey Meadows, Audrey Hepburn or Audrey Horne?

10)Will you ever get over yourself long enough to stop throwing stones and start throwing olive branches instead or will ya take your grudge to the grave?