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| phrough
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06-21-2002 07:41 PM ET (US)
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because we all know that there is NASCAR in heaven.
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dong_resin
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06-22-2002 01:46 AM ET (US)
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When he smacks into a wall up there, does he go to a whole new heaven, or does he have to come back to earth?
Seems to me, if you drive like that, they shouldn't keep promoting you to higher and higher planes of existence.
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| Brittney
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06-22-2002 03:08 AM ET (US)
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Edited by author 06-22-2002 03:23 PM
Best of all, this wasn't a bumper sticker he bought at the 7-11. Nope. Looked like mailbox letters applied crookedly to the back windsheild. Next to the little boy who pisses on stuff.
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| jpoulos
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06-25-2002 09:01 AM ET (US)
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Ok, so speaking of dumb pick-up truck signs, I saw the most pathetic human on the highway last week. He, too, had a hand-lettered sign on the back window of his Ford F-150:
"If you value your life
as much as I value this truck,
DON'T FUCK WITH IT!"
Ok, so that's bad enough. Well, next to the sign he had the little Calvin kid pissing on the truck logo. But he was pissing on a FORD logo. Apparently, the guy didn't realize that pissing on something was a bad thing. He just thought he was advertising for Ford.
Needless to say, I slashed his tires.
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06-25-2002 01:17 PM ET (US)
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So, you're why I have walk to work.
You blue mandril ass, you.
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