Look at it this way : all by yourself, you're the top 50% of the workstaff.
You're like Dick Cheney, minus the wheezing.

I generally dig John Waters' work, and he seems like a real cool guy, but he hovers just below those ever-humping 50-ish hippies from that HBO Real Sex thing on my List Of People I Wouldn't Want To Get Stuck In An Elevator With.

Pretty sure it's the moustache.