Hey Jerry, lesson learned.

Go get yourself a life now, would ya?

Thats sucks. I bet alot of cops get off on that. The site of a young scantly dressed girl performing sobriety tests on the side of the road could maybe intiate a hard on. But no matter how hot the girl could be Id still be outraged if she killed my friends or family. Hopefully she learned her lesson

The slightly buzzed, leadfooted, feeling no pain, SEEMEDlikeanicegirl's review of The Arrest was both funny and painful to read.

Only south of the Mason Dixon line would one expect speed traps to be conducted ON FOOT! Perhaps you should purchase a Florsheim Black Leather Shoe (spit shined)Detector?

Officer Coxface surely suspected alcohol play when he instructed you to back up on a busy street. Is that the first step for testing sobriety now? Did you not back up in a perfectly straight line?

I see how they do it now. Have the drunken driving suspect backup in reverse on a very busy street, follow a pen(Pilot or Bic?) with ones eyes moving back and forth for 4 minutes, walk a straight line and for the grand finale, I'll hand this stunning and SLIGHTLY buzzed female my loaded gun to see if she can shoot the yellow caution light out before it turns to red on the traffic light above us.

*has a great vision of Brittney with gun in both hands (ALA Dirty Harry)pointing it at traffic light above her with Melanie yelling out, "Shoot that there yella light out, will ya girlfriend, I have to piss real bad" *

As for meditating in the backseat of the pigs car, why not go all the way? You should have gotten into the lotus position, lit some incense, and started chanting "Allah Is Great". Maybe Officer "one day I will get assigned to a squad car" Cox would have replaced the DWI charge with an illegal immigration charge.

When you were blowing into that breathalyzer, was Officer Cox looking at you differently? I was just wondering if cops get their cheap jollies by watching gorgeous women blowing into that device? After all, ten seconds of watching a beautiful woman puckering her lips around a tube, blowing into it, probably was the reason he pulled you over in the first place!

"Your honor, I plead not guilty to the DWI charge" "I was framed and this was definitely a setup" "This perverted cop was drooling and his crotch was doubling as a hat stand, while I took the test" "He didn't pull me over because I was going a tad too fast. He pulled me over because he was bored and horny!"

Judge Wapner: "CASE DISMISSED" "Officer Cox shall be sentenced to 6 months to the Vatican where he will be dressed up like a cub scout and will give full body massages to the bishops all day long"

Will end post on one of the all time sappy cliches. You will look back on this one day and laugh.

That's a horrible story, but then again, I don't think I've ever heard a cheerful DUI story.