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Conjoined Peep surgery

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Stefan Jones
03-30-2002
07:26 PM ET (US)
I once got into an asynchronous Gummi Bear Weirdness contest with my brother.

I came home late one night with a huge pocket-full of gummi bears. I laid them out according to color on the fireplace mantle.

The next day, I found that Dylan arranged them in a circle.

I cut some apart and re-joined the halves to create multi-colored gummi chimera.

Dylan's response: He took my Steve Jackson Games cut n' fold Illuminati Pyramid ornament off the Christmas Tree, used it to support a toothpick crucifix, attached a bear to this, then arranged the other bears around it, as though in supplication.

I gave up at that point.
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Michael SlavitchPerson was signed in when posted
03-30-2002
06:22 PM ET (US)
Peeps develop edges that carmelize and superheat, forming a wick for the alcohol. Carbon that would otherwise burn slowly has a flame around it.

Foof!
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Pat YorkPerson was signed in when posted
03-30-2002
12:40 PM ET (US)
No kidding!? What do they do?
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Michael SlavitchPerson was signed in when posted
03-30-2002
10:40 AM ET (US)
Vodka soaked peeps == microwave molotov cocktail.
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Pat YorkPerson was signed in when posted
03-30-2002
01:32 AM ET (US)
And for god's sake, don't touch! You'll be treating blisters for months.

If you're a cleaning massochist nuke them longer and watch them turn back into the carbon from which they came.
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Michael SlavitchPerson was signed in when posted
03-29-2002
10:19 PM ET (US)
Now microwaving peeps is well known, I assume.
20 seconds on high.

Reproduce the birdy scene in Shrek!

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