I once got into an asynchronous Gummi Bear Weirdness contest with my brother.

I came home late one night with a huge pocket-full of gummi bears. I laid them out according to color on the fireplace mantle.

The next day, I found that Dylan arranged them in a circle.

I cut some apart and re-joined the halves to create multi-colored gummi chimera.

Dylan's response: He took my Steve Jackson Games cut n' fold Illuminati Pyramid ornament off the Christmas Tree, used it to support a toothpick crucifix, attached a bear to this, then arranged the other bears around it, as though in supplication.

I gave up at that point.

Peeps develop edges that carmelize and superheat, forming a wick for the alcohol. Carbon that would otherwise burn slowly has a flame around it.

Foof!

No kidding!? What do they do?

Vodka soaked peeps == microwave molotov cocktail.

And for god's sake, don't touch! You'll be treating blisters for months.

If you're a cleaning massochist nuke them longer and watch them turn back into the carbon from which they came.

Now microwaving peeps is well known, I assume.
20 seconds on high.

Reproduce the birdy scene in Shrek!