Yo!

i like Jennifer Lopez... and her boooty!

But i hate, loathe, DESPISE Julia Roberts!!!! WHY is she such a star?

Hey!

Can we Twin Peaks tomorrow?

I couldn't have said it better myself. And they should stop asking Whoopi to host. Her jokes were painful.

Bill: I think Whoopi can be funny, but she is too constrained by the awards show. She can't be raunchy, which is what she does best. Otherwise she jokes about race. That can't be the whole of the joked for me--it just isn't humorous.

E: I think J-Lo is bootyful too, and a fine actress. But you can't have a big ass and sarcastic hair, not in that town.

No TP tomorrow as I'm heading to Chattanooga for 2 days to see an old pal. How's about tonight? I'll email you with details.