Dog balls on carpet, <br>
Dog balls on linoleum, <br>
Dog balls slung at the door. <br>
Someone should paint them, <br>
One red, one white. 
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Tram Spark

Gel-dings?

Um . . . for that matter . . . how did they determine whether the replacements *felt* the same as the originals? Educated guess? Double-blind grope tests? (Cringe) Personal experience?

I wonder how neuticles stand up to the rigorous and constant attention of a dog's mouth? Don't break my balls takes on new meaning.

Yes, quite a funny and informative website.
But for the love of Pete, did you see some of the merchandising selections?

Mugs, ballcaps and keychains!!!!

I've got this picture in my head of a bunch of trainee vets sticking a couple of "super balls" in a mutt's scrotum, just to see the dog's rear bounce back up whenever he tried to "sit."

"Gosh!" says one of them, after the laughter has died down, "They dangle just like the real thing! I bet there's money in them balls! Anyone know a patent attourney?"

Weird Synchronicity: A recent episode of "Greg the Bunny" featured a bunch of characters surruptitiously gelding an obnoxious dog. They decide the owner will notice his deflated scrotum, so they stick in two novelty musical eyeballs. Which continue to play after insertion.

it is so very not a hoax. i remember hearing about neuticles on that e! talk show roundup show a couple of years ago. they even had a song about it (the lyrics were on the bottom of the screen, with a bouncing neuticle to let the audience follow along). sadly, the only line i can recall is the predictable "neuticles, neuticles."

I had my cat neutered a couple years ago, but I think what he's really missing is a pair of bull-sized neuticles. Do you think that would be difficult to implant?