Wow, Charlie gets to be a fascist _and_ a libertarian, all in one day!

And won't the other guys down at the Workers' Vanguard be jealous, too.

Someone last month called Iain a capitalist roader. And when he won those two awards, several people called Ken an American stooge. But it wasn't as much fun as he expected--he had to pay them first.

But Charlie gets all the breaks.