Edited by author 03-17-2002 01:49 PM
1. Favorite animal?
 Whatever that is in the beef Chalupa.
I want to say "silverback gorilla", but I don't want to get the nice folks at the Bell into trouble.

2.What pets have you had in your lifetime?
Two boa constrictor snakes and one cockatiel.
Snakes are crappy pets, as they do little more than just sit there, resenting the hell out of your mammalianess, looking like a really pissed off belt from gluttony-era Elvis, or current era Gene Simmons.
Cockatiels are smaller, yellower versions of Cockatoos that do nothing but crap and squawk.
If I'd owned it at the same time as I did the snakes, I'd be in jail now.

3. Specific pet that I've wanted...
 I want a rooster just so I can say never tiresome things like "hey, who wants to see my 24 inch cock" and "look, complain if you like, but I just let my cock go where it pleases..."
Clever stuff like that.

4. Might be stretching the use of 'allergic', but small yappy dogs make me wish you could still buy lawn darts.

5. Pet peaves? People who demand that you find their pets just as adorable as they do.
I don't always fit in with society at large either, dude, but throwing a sweater on your Shih-Tzu is just compounding the mistake.
Please don't breed.