Original post here.

Uh, does this taste funny to you?

"Go on, get out! Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!" -- Karl Marx

"CANNONBALL!"

This is a great last word as it is multifunctional. It works equally well for:

- a feisty pirate meeting his untimely end
- a drunken frat boy who miscalculated the relationship between the depth of the pool and the height of the hotel roof.

While I am neither of these, I aspire one day to be both, or just to confuse the hell out of my assembled entourage.

Or what was that Love and Death one... "I am swimming out to sea, with the beautiful herring!"

My last words, I fear, will be:

"Hey, everybody! Watch THIS!"