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02-22-2006 09:16 PM ET (US)
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GO TO <a href= http://www.naughtybids.com GO TO THIS IT WEBSITE SO YOU CAN BID ON THE BEST ADULT MOVIES FIND MY USER NAME: KNICE4LIFE HOT DEAL BID NOW |
| Ajax
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02-26-2006 09:14 PM ET (US)
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Mia wept.
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| Chief
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03-02-2006 11:35 PM ET (US)
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You should fear the grimey masses who splatter words like giblets into your otherwise well sponged web log.
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03-15-2006 11:39 PM ET (US)
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Well, it took a while, bidding on the best adult movies, but I took your advice and hope now to find a happy ending in the mail. Thanks, Dave.
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| Chuck
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03-31-2006 06:02 PM ET (US)
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"A hockey player near a garbage can lazily seeks a nation inside a squid."
No, no, not even close to a pangram. The spammer is missing f, j, m, v, w, and x. I propose the following instead:
"A quoits player near a garbage can lazily views a jackhammer inside a fox."
It's no The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog, but it's not bad given the starting material, I think.
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04-05-2006 12:04 AM ET (US)
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What is garbage? What is grimey masses? What is inside fox? It is of unclean smelling.
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04-19-2006 09:36 AM ET (US)
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Underestimating the seriousness of being buried alive? Hmm, I think there's another version of Aida--by some Italian guy--you might like.
While perhaps not exactly horrific or disquieting, the final duet--"O terra, addio; addio, valle di pianti" ("O earth, farewell; farewell, vale of tears," but it sounds much better in Italian, don't you think?) is suitably tragic.
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04-27-2006 12:05 PM ET (US)
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Edited by author 04-27-2006 12:05 PM
It's time for another round of Pangrammatize the spammer! This time I'll use spamtext I received myself rather than one of yours. I was rather fond of this sentence:
"The woman had cut off his foot with an axe and his thumb with an electric knife, and here she was with a pile of caviar big enough to choke a warthog."
But it's missing j, q, y, and z. Therefore, I propose:
"The woman had cut off his foot with an axe and his thumb with a quirky jigsaw, and here she was with a pile of caviar big enough to choke a zebra."
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05-15-2006 09:59 AM ET (US)
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It has been two years now that Plurp has been in the Zone of Unpredictable Connectivity. Tell Steve his readers miss him.
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| MagneticBottle
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07-19-2006 03:24 AM ET (US)
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Perhaps he'd like to hear it also from your sweet pen nib.
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07-20-2006 08:20 AM ET (US)
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*sigh*
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08-11-2006 09:22 PM ET (US)
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08-12-2006 12:07 PM ET (US)
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08-30-2006 09:25 PM ET (US)
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09-30-2006 03:59 PM ET (US)
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What is of not talking place? What is two years? What is here?
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10-07-2006 02:11 AM ET (US)
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